29 December 2016

2016 Season's Greetings & 2017 New Year's Resolve

2017 Holiday Solipsistic Recriminations

Armani peaked lapel, Pendleton camel overcoat,
tie by Ted Baker, D-Bag by yours truly.
Yep, that's me, heading out to a couple of holiday parties this year. Work parties are a great way to stand out from the crowd with just the right pocket square, tie, or classic brogues. Although I'll write all day long about startup projects (like the ones with LegalZoom, JustLuxe.com, etc.), my little family's goings-on here in Malibu canyon/Calabasas/South Central, and about the restaurants we eat at, coffee joints we frequent (hello CoffeeBean where I saw Brad Garrett today, all 8'3'' of him -- good gawd he's tall), and the various celebs we rub shoulders with (just for kicks and giggles, plus the artist uses the materials available to him or her), I'm not one to usually get in front of a camera like some Instagram/Facebook/Twitter neophyte.  But, whatevs.  Still, apologies for the very rare selfie.  (Now, if the Baader-Meinhoff Phenomenon holds water, you'll see pictures of me all over the Internet.)

We end the year 2016 name-dropping -- Sniff! -- had a nice little meeting recently with actor/producer Will Smith jumping in at the end that was about a friend/client's product.  Nicest guy, like, ever.  Could be cool if it gets traction. We'll see. Not even close to being the most important meeting for 2016, but it was cool for my pal-client to be sure. Actually, have a fairly important product/project that involves Quincy Jones that is fairly significant, scalable, and salutary ... if it comes through. Mos def keep you all posted on that one -- I just said "Mos def."

And, because it's the end of the year everyone's making lists (and checking them twice), I figure ole Fats should get in on the craze.  So, here goes.  If a half-way successful business fella, with several king-size (okay, regular type) failures does it for ya, I present 11 random points that will sound oh-so-self-important!

No. 1 -- Double-down on good things, and eliminate the unproductive things. 45 mins each morning on email is too, too much.  That goes for relationships, too. Spend time with friends and business partners who appreciate you rather than hanging out with "the right" (folks you think are cool) people that you probably won't talk to in 18 months (or who can't be bothered to talk to you).

No. 2 -- Take ownership of the "total shite" things you've been putting off. Make them A's or 1's on your to-do list and get them crossed off. They say endorphins kick-in for Type-A personalities who know about getting things done. They literally get off getting things off of their (oft-crushed) lists. Go and do likewise, my fine friend who listens to less-than-successful types making lists of eleven!

No. 3 -- Make the "good-enough now" your freaking arch-nemesis of the "perfect one year from now." Just get sh*t done, bud; perfect it later.  It's called iteration, so iterate as you go, on-the-fly like, brotha.

No. 4 -- As I always tell my reps and my sons and my friends. "Activities drive opportunities!"  Don't wait around for things to come to you (never be an order taker), make it happen (be a chef cookin' things up, not a waiter taking orders)!

No. 5 -- If you don't A-S-K, you don't G-E-T. It's not just a truism, maxim, or promise, its a bloody curse because believe me, someone else is asking out your future wife, getting the money for your project, and landing that dream job.  What?! Tell me I'm wrong, people. Seriously, is a "no" going to kill you?!

No. 6 -- Make a list of the "giant goals" in your life right now.  Those goals you'd love to have accomplished, you know the ones you talk about and your friends go, "oh, sure!" dripping in sarcasm:  Marathons to run. Books to finish/start. Scripts to write/pitch to studios.  Dream houses to build in your future/fave state or country.  Now ... focus on the ONE thing that you cannot imagine LIVING without if you were on your death bed and staring down into your end-of-life bucket list. What isn't there that is truly bumming you out right about now? What would embarrass the hell out of you if your friends/family were there going, "yup, she never was going to accomplish that restoration of the ole McPherson Estate. She was such a dreamer, not a doer."  Screw that noise! Get pissed off. Let shame and anger work their pokey little fingers into your crawl and make you good and uncomfortable and DO something about it.

No. 7 -- Live within your means. Be debt-free. Life is just better when that debt-free goal is indeed your reality, pal o' mine.  I hate that there is any debt hanging over my fat, pudgy face and bald head like some Damocles Sword and she ain't pretty, and sleep, she ain't sweet with that drama all up in my business.  Trust.

No. 8 --  Tell your kids, parents, friends, and loved ones you love them.  Often.  Hey, Dear Reader, I've only known you since 2009, but ... uh, um, I love ya.  "I don't know if a "ya" counts as an  official "I love you" but I'll take it."  (name that Nancy Meyers movie!)

No. 9 --  Be grateful. I just sent a letter to a friend who did me a major solid, like, ten years ago. Changed my life. Each Thanksgiving I send such letters to folks to remind myself and them what their largess did for me and my family (Ben Stein was one such fellow one fine day in Malibu -- still need to write about that).

No. 10 --  Write a journal. Keep a diary. Make a record of your life and share it with your family. Chronicling your family history or even simply tracing a narrative of your personal life stories can be a gift for the next generation.  I double-dawg dare you.

No. 11 -- When you're about to go out with friends, and then some creepy little voice tempts you to cancel, excuse-make, LIE, or call an (Omaha!) audible like Tom Brady... tell that little soul-sucking creep to piss-off and GO OUT with your friends or family.  Events, happenings, concerts, museums, trips to the local landmark are what memories are made of ... not hugging a piece of the ole sofa on a Saturday morning or Tuesday during must-waste-my-life-tv!  We miss you when you cancel on us. We'll see you out there on the court, at the movies, or at Bible study.

That's all for now.  Let's both of us commit to live life to the fullest for 2017!

02 December 2016

Death, Taxes and One Man's Slow End to His Life (VSED)

DFT, gone at 86. RIP, pop.
Prologue:  Many of you, Dear Reader, were aware of my mother’s passing five plus years ago when I shared briefly about her death.  Although the vast (like 98%) majority of what I write here on FatScribe is true, or based in facts with a verisimilitude to what actually happened in my life, it was difficult to share about Joan’s passing.  She was an amazing woman, my mom, who wore her heart on her sleeve, who taught her children to love deeply, and who was a lifelong procrastinator, which perhaps explained why she lingered about this place 16 years after she had a massive stroke that would have killed the average momma Grizzly bear. She loved life.  Lived it to the fullest, did she, until the bitter end. (Bitter because of the C-Diff infection she caught from her hospital which needlessly ushered her into the afterlife at the age of 79.  But, c’est la vie, n’est pas?)  And, thus began the slow descent into depression for my dad, when his lovely reason-for-being departed before he did, which, I can assure you, he did not expect nor especially want. In the end he chose to starve himself to death, rather than go on with his wine and dinners with grandkids and adult children and bridge games with other octogenarians.

Which brings me to pop, Don T., the curmudgeon with a heart of gold. I called him dad even though he was my step-father.  You see my biological father, whom I have always irreverently (with a modicum of respect) called “biological sperm donor Bob,” left before I was born.  But, my dad, however, came into my life when I was 3 yrs old and my mom was at her personal nadir, on welfare with 7 boys to care for, and reeling from despair.  Joanie, sweet mum, you see, married all 3 of her high school sweethearts. Her first marriage produced 6 boys.  Her second marriage, which lasted little more than a year, was an inarguable disaster, but produced my little brother, Chad, boy #7.  And, so it was that my dad swooped in at the exact moment his marriage (with 4 children) had ended in divorce and my mom was more than ready to be rescued.  What my dad lacked in EQ and warmth and understanding, he more than made up for in his preternatural instinct to provide for, and he loved to provide and care for Joan, as well as his own children, my amazing step brothers and sisters. Whilst he was not a “man in full,” to borrow a phrase from Tom Wolfe, he was a man full of obligation.  Gen X’ers and Millennials are all about “rights,” whilst my dad’s generation was about duties, and he met all of his obligations, and even took on those of others when asked.

Our blended family was like the cinema verité version of The Brady Bunch.  It was raw, real, and really loud. Always.  My dad’s routine was to come home – always to a house, garage, backyard, and driveway filled with his kids and his kids’ hangerson – where he would take his dinner and walk upstairs to his daily respite and fortress of solitude: his bedroom and television.  And, since 1971, his bedroom in this house in Malibu Canyon nestled against the Santa Monica Mountains, was the place he spent 80% of his time when not on the road flying around the world, bringing IT hardware to a world desperate for US technologies.  He did business in all of Europe, Eastern Europe, Asia, and yet, he never made it to Australia, which, ironically, was to be the terminus for his very last business trip.

After he had helped navigate a startup as a key marketing and sales ops exec, the public offering saw a billion-dollar tech company grow rapidly in the early 80’s.  He met with Steve Jobs and Bill Gates and others who would leave much larger footprints in the Valley’s burgeoning tech industry.  Before he retired (at the age of 51), he was asked to go on one final trip to lock-up an important busdev deal in the previously noted Australia.  On the plane trip across the Atlantic, they encountered such a violent storm that the plane he was on literally rolled-over and was forced to land in England.  Immediately upon exiting the 747 he called his CEO from a phone in the Ambassador's lounge and gave notice.  He drove to Switzerland (Zermat) and learned to ski solo over the course of 10 days, calling it a day and putting a stylish and very Swiss “schuss” on his career.  The swift punch of reality would also send him for another shocking loop-de-loop when under a Jimmy Carter administration his stock and capital gains would be taxed (federal) at a whopping 78%.  Millions of his hard-earned lifelong sought-after revenue down the proverbial drain which is our rapacious and wasteful government.  Ugh.  Ever the loyal Dem, he would not or could not bring himself to carp or complain against the President from Georgia (‘jawjuh’) or his tax-the-rich scheme; he would, however, routinely show me the six-figure checks he would send to the IRS quarterly. He stayed the lib, and I became an instant lifelong conservative at the age of 14.

Dad’s retirement lasted only a few months, and he would go on to startup two other ventures, but leave most of the heavy-lifting to his now-older sons and some former business acquaintances.  These two companies were soon performing very admirably also, but he refused to let them grow too large for fear of the actual work that would eventually, he feared, suck him back into fulltime workload.  Instead he bought a second home in Tahoe (Nevada, to help avoid state taxes) to keep his inchoate skiing skills sharp and rented a home in Kailua/Kona, Hawaii, where we would scuba dive and fish for sailfish and Marlin. He and my mom even caught a 1,195 pound Marlin that would have been a world record had they not double-teamed the landing of this HUGE fish, which last time I saw, it was hanging 20 feet off the ground in the Kona airport, where my little brother snuck “Kona gold” marijuana into my suitcase for fear of getting busted.  Ahhhh … little brothers. Someday I’ll write about him.  Anyway, now all four of them are dead. The fish, the father, the mother and the brother.  Damn. Sucks. Growing older.

T.S. Eliot said that "April is the cruellest month."  He didn't know October. My mom, dad, and little brother all died in October. But, it's also a month of births for my family. Three of my siblings and my sister in law all have birthdays in October.  Circle of life and whatnot, writ large right there in black fountain pen ink, highlighted in orange, on my humble little family's calendar.

Right about now you’re asking yourself, “I thought ole Fats was going to talk about how his dad asked him to help end his life?!”  Okay, you’re right, Dear Reader.  But, we needed a little bit of a backstory as they said in my screenwriting classes at UCLA.  Backstory and conflict. My boring stories usually have conflict, or embarrassment, or awkward moments with me acting the fool.  So, here’s the conflict.  My dad always thought he would die in his 50’s -- or in his 60’s at the latest – and he lived 26 years beyond that.  5 years after mom was gone (which was the sole raison d’etre for his life), my octogenarian father would oft-opine why do I even bother to get up in the morning?!  A 50-year plus contract bridge masters champion, he would daily play bridge with his partner, Ray, down at the club and then come home to an empty house.  His life barely had meaning for him, if any at all. A world-class life, er, glass is half empty sort of guy, he could find the "Bah! Humbug!" in every Christmas party.  In the evening he’d have dinner with one or more of his children and grandchildren, but occasionally he’d have to eat alone at one of 5 regular restaurants he’d dine at habitually. Chinese was Lakeview; Italian was Vincitore or The Landing; sushi was Sushi Wasabi; Mexican was Casa Escobar; and his all-time fave? An Americana style chop house of sorts called The Gallery in the mall that is owned by Tom Selleck.  Wine was a constant companion.  Always the wine.  If you didn’t “cork” (charge a corking fee to) Don, he’d give you $5k in business annually, plus tip 40% to your waitstaff.  White was Sauvignon Blanc from New Zealand, and red was Shiraz from Australia. Screwtop, no “real” cork, cheap but rated in the 90’s by Wine Spectator or Robert Parker? Done. He’d buy it by the caseload. Twenty Twenty Wines on Cotner in West L.A. loved Dad (Bob’s gonna miss that annual $6k to $8k). You'd wish ole Don could curl up with a glass of that tasty wine of his with a good book in front of his lovely fireplace and while away his dotage like you see in the movies. But, meh.

And then one recent fateful night he fell – hard -- during the middle of the night. (Fateful nights always come when you least expect them.)  When I got to him, I wanted to call an ambulance. No, he insisted, but would I be so kind “as to help him piss?”  Of course, pop.  That night he still went out to eat. With contusions on his head, and barely able to walk, he forced himself (willed himself is more apt) to dine with me and my brother Gilbert where he joked about elder abuse with the busboys.  Soon after, however, he became bed-ridden, where I was all too happy to play nursemaid to his nascent Gandhi hunger strike.  You see, he began a poor man’s hunger strike.  Barely eating. Maybe an occasional Ensure, or a cookie or snack, but no food to speak of, and water was ONLY when I gave him his regimen of pills.  After 8 days or so, with his excruciating back pain, not eating, and my providing baths, arse wiping, almost daily sheet changing, we eventually had to place him in one of the backgammon chairs from the living room where as kids we never were allowed to go, a rather painful position for his injury, as several of us brothers carried him down the stairs to a car and off to hospital to get some hydration and food in him.  The E.R. doctor gave him his excuse: He had several fractures in his lower sacrum (lower back), and would require a move to a therapy center, and 4 to 6 weeks to fully heal.

From that time in the hospital forward, Dad decided to stop eating completely.  And as long as he was compos mentis, we couldn’t force him to eat nor the hospital or rehab center to force him either.  He refused to drink his Ensure (2x a day was his norm) and eat his fruit and cookies or eat any meals delivered to him. After 10 days at the rehab center, Medicare would not sign off on further payment unless dad would show progress.  He began to tell anyone who would listen to “give me a pill,” and the always clear and imprecatory “I want to die.”  But, as soon as we reminded dad that Medicare would not pay for his stay unless he showed progress, money talked and dad listened.  He stopped grabbing passersby and shouting “kill me, please!” (slight exaggeration) but instead played the game of standing for a few minutes and walking bare-assed down the hall as part of “therapy,” then opening his ensure and taking ½ sip and letting it sit with the other 7 or so bottles opened and ½-sipped, then pushing his fruit around his plate with a metal fork. The game worked for several more days, Medicare paid, with my dad pretending to eat his fruit for my sister, but by then, my dad was hallucinating and his ersatz hunger strike was now all too real, and I lied to the rehab center and to the hospital and invented a follow-up appointment to get my dad treatment. The center ordered an ambulance to deliver him for his “appointment.”  I knew he’d be dead in a day or two if I didn’t push.  Big mistake, which I will regret until the day I die.  But, I thought, “Hey, if we can get dad healed and help him get past his back pain, he’ll be right as rain and then able to play bridge again, go out to eat, and drink vino with his kids!”  Those were obviously my wishes and not my dad’s.

At the hospital the original E.R. doctor came to see my dad when he recognized his name and readmission.  Dr. P. took one look at what was going on, and reluctantly ordered the IV fluids that we desperately wanted him to receive, and then he ordered me and my sister (the executor of my dad’s will/trust that I had originally drafted out of law school before my mom died) into another room where he educated us on seniors who voluntarily ask for cessation of food (VSED or voluntarily stopping eating and drinking).  It was a shock to say the least to listen to Dr. P. walk us through this exit strategy that many senior citizens choose.  Like his trip and fall in middle of the night, Dad stumbled upon his “excuse” with this new back injury … and now he had his VSED. He was in a hospital setting. He was injured. And, he was mentally sound.  There was nothing we could do to force him to eat.  Dr. P. warned us that we could go through this peaks and valleys routine for the next few months, or we could simply accept this decision by my dad and let him die … this ridiculously slow, oft-painful, but in the end pain-free death.

The transformation that Saturday after he was hydrated was miraculous.  That night I sat with my dad with some half-dozen of my family and nephews and we watched the UCLA football game. He was no longer tripping balls and hallucinating, but even joking around with us. After everyone left, I asked my dad one final time if his plan to die couldn’t be assuaged, to which he replied, “Goddamn it, John, I want to die! Just let me be, wouldja?”

Dr. P. referred hospice care to us.  Over a dozen of us, his family, met with the hospice group the next morning. It must be said that these professionals were a Godsend. I met and worked with a half-dozen of this group’s employees, and every single person was a consummate professional, courteous, and overly attentive. Extraordinary to find such helpful and comforting people at a time of real need in one’s life. 

My dad had already frontloaded his refusal to eat the four weeks after his injury (he ate maybe twice and then an Ensure every other day).  After we left the hospital he ate only once, 4 bites of vanilla ice cream the night his children and grandchildren came to say goodbye to him.  He did something he rarely did: he shook the hands of the elder children (and one personal friend of 45 years) in a purposeful way.  I was my dad’s nurse the entire 8 weeks, and tried to leave the room when he was saying his goodbyes. But, I overheard my oldest brother (who’s 16 years older than me, and was never particularly close to my dad, again our step-dad) say goodbye to Don, they shook hands and he said to my dad, “thank you for all that you did for me.”  It was profound, take my word. There were lots of profound moments, but that was one I thought I should share.

Over the next four weeks it was a long, slow, slog of a waking nightmare watching my dad die.  The hospice group provided all of the medical accouterments: the dozens and dozens of adult diapers, and “chucks,” which is a bed lining, and the protective gloves and the masks (which were quite welcomed by yours truly) during changing.  They also provided the meds (thank Christ for the meds). They provided the cleansing gels which I used constantly to wash him multiple times daily, as well as the bathing gels which I used every odd day.  But, for some reason, the hospice could not provide any wipes; I’m not sure why that was.  Must be a Medicare or a reimbursement thing.  My 16 yr-old son and I swapped out my dad’s bed and furniture for his hospital bed (we left the tv, natch).  And thank God for it, the moveable hospital bed.  He was weak, but still surprisingly strong.  I never wanted my siblings to experience what I had to go through the last 2-3 weeks. It was tough. Even now, weeks later, I still have hives from the stress.  But, only one of us needed to go through it, and since I moved in with my pop after my mom died, it was logical I should be the one.

My dad twice during this time asked me (right before he moved into a semi-comatose state), “When?” as well as "What's the regimen for how long this is taking?" which surprised me. He thought it would have been over quickly, and frankly I did not.  I knew that people survive weeks starving themselves to death. The RN that would visit our home twice a week was extraordinary.  Now, because I want to forget this experience desperately, I literally have forgotten her name.  If I tried I probably could dig it out from the recesses of my muddled brain, but I’d rather not presently.  But, she was a rock star. God bless that woman. She prepped me for something that surprised me, but gave notice to his imminent departure: terminal restlessness.  My father began to fight me to leave his bed. He had someplace to go.  “John, I have to go!” “Son, let me out!” He’d grab my arm occasionally, and sometimes he’d bargain to just sit in the chair that I had placed bedside.  He was too weak to do this, but for some stupid reason, I helped him into the chair twice. He sat there for 30 seconds and then told me, “I have to go!” and try to leave, and then I’d have to lift him back into bed.  Don’t do this if you ever have to help a loved one during these “end of life restlessness” fits.

So now we had to adjust the bed so that my feebled though freakishly strong-willed father could not get out of the bed.  I had to jury-rig his bedspread over the top of his bed rails which kept his legs in.  This all came about because I was behind in his meds delivery, reacting to his state.  After 2-3 days of “fighting” my father and his “end of life restlessness,” I determined to get in front of this scenario and administered the cocktail of drugs he was on proactively, not wanting to fight my father any more.  It worked. He was on morphine which helped with his back injury and pain, and lorazepam and haldol for the restlessness and agitation, and all were administered sublingual with a syringe.  When there were fever spikes I had to administer suppositories.  When he eventually developed a productive cough (death rattle), there was atropine to give my dad, which was odd because this med is typically used as eye drops.  Anyway, once the nurse spotted this in the charts that I fastidiously tracked and prepped (which she taught us to use), she contacted the doctor to get his approval and he responded one step better and doubled-up the dosage of the drugs my dad was given every 4 hours.  My pop was fast-tracked onto the super drug highway toward his ultimate demise in a much more pleasant state.  It wasn’t any easier. Sleep was tough. But, once my father experienced another of life’s final indicators that death was near, a massive excretion of water from all of the cells in the body from a sort of “endorphin” rush to ease the pain from his self-imposed starvation, the result was the release of a massive amount of fluids.  The nurse told me that with his spiked fever, and this, his end was 2-3 days away most likely.

I checked on my dad at 1am, and my brother set his alarm and checked on dad at 3am.  At 6:45am he woke me up and said he thought our dad had passed.  We both checked for vitals. He was warm, his eyes were open, but he was gone. We waited 10 minutes and observed him, but we knew.  I was with both of my parents for days and weeks before they passed, but missed their ultimate passing, for which I’m glad. Small blessings.  I made a promise to my dad two months prior that I would not let him go to some “old folks home” to die.  If he was going to go in this miserable fashion, he was going to be home in his own bedroom.  Plus, to be honest, I was the longest cohabitating “kid” to be with my dad during our lives, so it was my honor to escort him out of the house he said he’d never leave unless it was “feet-first.”   And that's what 5 or 6 of his children did after he passed, viz., watch two professionals who deal in human remains come and take their dad away for the very last time.

Epilogue: I hope and trust that anyone -- whether visitor or Dear Reader -- reading this account of my dad’s passing is not offended by the style and nature of the narrative that I offered up here in this space. It was something I had to get out and onto the page quickly, and if it seemed a bit flippant, it wasn’t intentional. My dad wanted to die.  He was ready, however much his children disagreed, to leave this planet. My dad was very much not a religious man.  His formative and very early years were in households of Seventh-day Adventists, but he stressed to me (the religious conservative) that he was agnostic about the whole afterlife issue.  Near the very end I prayed over and for my dad. I read to him.  Occassionally he'd look up, and we'd hold hands. It was rough to go through. So, back to the title of today's piece; of course I never helped my dad end his life in any impolitic fashion, merely loved my dad the best way I could and helped him along as his life wound down. It was odd and sad for us that loved my dad to watch him choose this path for his off-ramp.

My first memory of my dad? I was 3 years old, hiding behind my mom's couch in San Diego, wondering who this stranger was in our home. I was playing peekaboo as kids do at that age. My dad rescued my mother and brothers and me from welfare life. Even though I never got the emotional investment that all men crave from their dad or father figure, we did have a loving relationship. And for that I'm grateful. He loved my sons, and they adored him.  Their victory each time they saw this grumpy man was to make him chuckle. They'd score a small victory, then noisily clop down the stairs, "Dad, I made grandpa laugh!"  My dad was loved by all of kids and especially his grandchildren and great grandchildren.  He loved them in his inimitable way, and they loved him back in kind, in their own fashion, whatever that meant for them.

17 June 2016

I want to look at a clock ...

I want to look at a clock, one with hands— on the wall or on a bookshelf — to tell the time.  I don’t want to look at a phone, unless it’s ringing.

I want to fish into my pocket to find a quarter and slot it into a candy machine, where I have to hand crank it to get some M&Ms or a gumball to tumble out.

I want to drive on a gravelly road, on whitewalls on an old truck with a real carburetor, with a rusty hinge creaking open, with me and the wife and kids going to get a Coke.

I’d like to write a letter to the Editor of the Times and have it published and then receive thoughtful comments back from identified readers with an opposite opinion, instead of today’s trolls.

I’d like to go to a physical bookstore, smell the stacks, buy a book, read it and put it on my bookshelf. I’d like to think that there’s a world where that is still possible.

I’d like to know all in my neighborhood and their kids and barking dogs, even their family history. I’d like that rather than having no clue who my neighbors are two doors down.

Would that we could avoid the tyranny of the urgent, pulling us unproductively.

Would that we could avoid the trappings of “success,” tempting us to riches or fame.

Would that you and I could embrace the here and now, not yesterday’s failures or tomorrow's ersatz victories, framing for us a present life worthy of living.

16 May 2016

1st Amendment ... Our Freedoms (of Religion and Speech) are quietly being snuffed out across the Western World

In marketing we talk about "second screen" quite a bit, where viewers of today's new golden age of television shows will have their iPad or phablet also on, flipping to related websites or running Bing searches for additional insight (I'm off Google for the time being ... for the time Bing?!).  I am in fact sitting here right now with three screens opened on my bed: Apple's iPad which is still on from last night's Netflix 30Rock escorting yours truly off to the land of nod; Microsoft Surface that I'm typing on for this article, er, blog entry; and my LG Vista which I'm texting on trying to close some lead-gen business with a law firm in Florida, and my computer way over yonder on my stand-up desk (he really is a stand-up sort of fellow and workhorse, my stand-up desk -- yes, my desk is male, until the Bruce Jenner in him comes to light, at which time we'll part ways with polite hugs and pat-pat back rubs for Caitlyn and Jg.  As an fyi, I see Caitlyn almost each week here at our local coffee joint where ole Jenner rolls up in the Porsche GT3).  So, that's a total of 4 screens going now, which is especially egregious when one considers we're in California where power, she ain't cheap.

Playing on my Spotify is Bill Evans "But Beautiful," and I'm just letting it repeat itself, burrowing its melodic self into my medula oblongata ... or maybe that's the hippocampus?  Anyway, I've been sitting on a piece (this one you're currently suffering through) since April of 2015.  Recent events, especially President (BHO No. 44) Obama's transgen fiat bathroom demands to all the states and also last year's SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriage, have put a shiv in my back to finally hit "publish" on this languishing piece. So, here goes.

Many of you good folks may know, especially you, Dear Reader, of my bouts of prolixity and wont of sesquipedalianism.  This piece will prove and offer scant difference.

If one goes back a mere decade or two, it was (almost) inconceivable that our coeval Freedoms of Speech and Religion, subsumed under the 1st Amendment, would have been characterized as teetering on the precipice of a sacrificial slide onto the alter of political correctness.  That phrase "PC" seems quaint, now, as it fails to capture the mean-spiritedness and small-mindedness of the phrase that now occupies (an appropriate phrase, "occupies") the zeitgeist of our age, especially those on the Left. They perseverate on some small battle that maybe impacts .03% of the US population, e.g., bathrooms for all "genders," until the issue is ground-down and they finally chew the cud on the issue, grinding every last ounce, drop and meaning from its corpus-once-bolus. Then these no-job-having-know-it-all's, aka organizers, will then flashmob over to the next Alinsky battle, e.g., some name of a sports team (meh), or an historical flag flown in a southern clime (well worth the discussion), or hairstyle worn by a person of non-color who's accused of appropriating a put-upon culture of color for their own enjoyment, which is a micro-aggression of the first-order. (If you haven't seen this as an issue, click the link.)

Without the Freedom of Speech there is no plenary power -- gleaned in this once robust right -- enabling the complete ability to practice one's religion faithfully.  Without the Freedom of Speech how can believers, the faithful, distinguish their view of truth from those held by others in our hyper-pluralistic civil society?  To have the ability to uniquely perambulate philosophically on their journey of discovery, to cogitate and to masticate on and digest all things presented to them, to each of us, things of import, different flavors of religion, thought, cultures (pop and otherwise), textures and stratum of worldviews.    Our still-though-less-great nation affords so many of my GenX gene pool an opportunity to the hyper PC things around.  When I was in high school, I visited a friend's church and found, after a three month investigatory journey, that I quite liked this particular brand of faith.  This has been a 30-year journey that seems each year to be more and more under the gun of anti-theist rhetoric (thanks Dawkins / Hitchens antipathy, and a mainstream media ersatz laicite) and a condescending culture coastal elite comfortably mocking Judeo-Christian traditionalists.

Because our world here in the US is indeed hyper-pluralistic and hyper-sensitive -- for some the very definition of political correctness -- the exception is swallowing the rule. Because the Left places the rights of the minority in a place of primacy over American dominant culture points of view for the simple and paternalistic reason is that they (the liberal Left) are afraid to allow the minority positions to have their positions, faiths, opinions or lifestyles challenged by what is now or has been historically traditional culture in the United States or the West in general or even in State cultures at a more granular level.

This column is not about me and my faith and any proselytization or pronouncement against another's faith or lifestyle or culture or sexual identity.  It's about Free Speech for all of us. I'm merely pointing out recent policy exemplars on the Left of me in terms of contradistinction.  Your freedom and my freedom to speak our minds, fully and as emotionally and reverently and jealously as we should for things of import.  But, it's also about common sense and reasonableness and about adults calling out the childish, churlish and destructive behaviors of those amongst who don't want reasonable debate, discussion and comity and urbane discourse.

As James Madison wrote in his "Memorial and Remonstrance" published in 1784, 5 years after the Constitution codified:
The religion then, of every man, must be left to the conviction and conscience of every man; and it is the right of every man to exercise it as these may dictate.
James Madison, as a quick reminder, was the primary drafter of our US Constitution, and was the primary drafter of the 1st Amendment in our Bill of Rights as well.  He knew a thing or two about good citizenry, and religious freedom, and the spheres of jurisdiction that protect religious practitioners from zealous overreach both by the government, as well as those citizens (viz., anti-theists) offended by the mere existence of religion and religious life in the Colonies, and these United States some 225 years later.  The artist Basquiat was also familiar with citizenship freedoms that allow for expression of oneself by simply moving-on, and "put it all in one bag" and not engage. Every man, as Madison wrote, has the right exercise religion as they see fit.

Basquiat Notebook 1980-81 (Citizen in Parking Lot)

It's not just religion, it's freedom to say whatever the hell you want, in whatever fashion you want, to whomever you want (or to no one in particular)! All caps alert: BUT, it does not mean you and I have the right to be heard. You and I DO NOT have the right to barge into a Bernie Sanders meeting and start chanting "Hill-a-ry! Hill-a-ry! Hill-a-ry! She's the one for 2016!" while ole silver haired Bernard is waxing eloquent about taking 90% of Susan Sarandon's income to give to the $15/hr minimum wage Burger King workers. In the law, we look at "time, place and manner of restriction."  They do not cover private events, on private property, where the government has no duty to allow you the Hillary voter to take over a Bernie supporter event.

Also enshrined in this Amendment of ours is the right to peaceably assemble. In other words, to gather together with others who think as we do, whether religiously or politically or "lifestylie"; or in sports or art or volunteerism.  But, if you disagree with me and any of my alleged cohorts, you have the right NOT to assemble with us.  Just as we have the right to assemble without those who disagree with us, whether that be at your private club or my church or your non-profit that believes animals have the same rights as people or me and my group that likes to BBQ those animals on Saturday after church, Shul, or the bridge club bacchanalia. This is our collective GREAT right to gather and to discuss.

As an example of such gathering, I put this little test to you, Dear Reader, that juxtaposes two disparate groups and their worldview and the practical consequences of such beliefs.  1. is the TEA Party (taxed enough already) and 2. Black Lives Matter.

The first group is a group of mostly middle-and-soon-to-be-aged Boomer/GenX types who became disgusted with the profound waste the federal government exhibits as it spends its way toward oblivion on things which are never going to be realized in any form of value for our country.  But it's really about the legacy of debt and wasteful spending that these TEA Party types are concerned about all of our children who will inherit -- regardless of their race, gender, politics and college education. They, our grand babies, are going to carry the poor decisions of those in government for the next century.

(Note, for the record, and btdubs, I am not a TEA party person; never have been and will probably not be in the future. It's what Groucho Marx said: I wouldn't want to join any group or club that would have me as a member!)

After each and every TEA party type gathering that I am aware of, America the country is praised, flags are waived, flown, worn, and revered.  Trash is picked-up, and the meetings while sometimes loud and boisterous, and filled with shouts and chants and bellyaching, are ended and completed with individuals making sure the place where these gatherings occurred were better than when they got there. Run a Bing.com search on this point if you don't believe, you incredulous beautiful bastard, you!

Now ... compare these TEA party rallies and protests with those of the second group mentioned above, i.e., BLM or Occupy (wherever) type protests.  These are riots.  People are injured. American flags are burned.  Buildings are burned, from Baltimore to Ferguson. No one pulls permits. The places, parks and particular cities are literally trashed.  It's not a matter of discourse, debate and discussion. It's chaos. It's disruption. It's about revenge. Cops are targeted and shot at. So are firefighters. I should clarify and acknowledge the some permits are pulled, but most are not. Our high schools and colleges are the brainwashing breeding grounds where our sons, daughters and their student friends to become the next disaffected, race-baiting, hair-triggered radical organizers of tomorrow.

As one who's lived in Inglewood and SoCentral, Los Angeles for 10 years, I know a thing or two about economically strained neighborhoods, and the racial make-up of many different groups therein, and the types of businesses and entrepreneurs that thrive in these communities south of the 10 Fwy. And I've seen the wonderful impact churches and schools and the Boy Scouts and universities and other mediating institutions that help to transition, mentor and model what successful behaviors young citizens will need to become the types of adults who can help turn around our country.  We do not need negative modeling by those throwing Molotov cocktails, but we need the men and women of color, who stand on the front and are the thin blue lines facing BLM and Occupy mobs weekly. We do not need thug life, that latches on to slights, past systemic wrongs and current tough circumstances the kind of folk like Booker T Washington described as acting like "crabs in a bucket" not wishing any to succeed, but rather we need more exemplars of forgiveness, more moments of grace given, and extra helpings of hopefulness that looks for the best regardless and sees adversity as the wet stone to sharpen a burgeoning life of excellence and accomplishment, sated with future successes soon to be realized.

So, do yourself a favor, even if you despise my worldview, have a listen to Mark Steyn above, and see if what he's saying isn't in fact so. That we're losing our freedoms slowly but surely across the West. Believe, me, he's well worth the time to listen in for a bit.

01 January 2016

FatScribe Top20 Films 2015

There are only so many times you can let your blog go to pot. I mean, really go to fallow ground, spoiled earth and soil, type of going to pot. I'm glad I have somewhat thrown an occasional seed to the ground over here, with some accompanying manure in the form of my wordsmithing (if I can call it that), my dark brooding moodiness for the much-needed SoCal rain, and my nonetheless sunshiny personality to bring down those good vibey solar smiley rays.

Re: above. Love film. Love to write about film and to critique it. And, to write my own films (about five (5) to-date). Good gawd, I would l-o-v-e to see some poor schlep (schlub/shlub?) actually have to write about one of my films ... now that'd be cool to be sure.

Anyway, Happy New Years for 2016, Dear Reader.  You've been a welcome guest around these here parts. Let's make it a good, nay, a great year over the next 365 days. Do your best and I'll do mine as well. Be nicer to the mailman, and I'll be nicer to my humorless octogenarian charge, even when he least deserves it. If you promise to floss, I'll raise you with getting up an hour earlier to get my quiet time in to help set my tone for the day.

Oh, one final thing: if you will promise to be gracious to your spouse, even when it seems a herculean task, wrapped in a Sisyphean effort, inside a crawling-across-glass chore,  I can commit to working on my taxes and facing a few well chosen personal "Giants" with aplomb in 2016.  It's good to be accountability buddies with ya.  See ya 'round the next post on the ole porkster.  Now, go crush 2016 like it's a poor defenseless gazelle to your goal-accomplishing python.